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Thursday, January 9, 2020

SHAPIRO: My Long-Awaited Review Of ‘Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker’ https://www.dailywire.com/news/shapiro-my-long-awaited-review-of-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker/

Sometimes you must feed them what they hunger for 'til their stomachs explode! Jedi we're too passive in this regard and allowed the Sith to fester too long...

Papito Qinn

@PapitoQinn

Jan 8

"War is a hunger, and there are spirits in the galaxy who's hunger is never satisfied." - Kreia

MOHAMED RAMADAN

@muhamed_rama

Replying to

@PapitoQinn

Damn

4:30 AM · Jan 8, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Grey Jedi and Boomer Wisdom On Refugees, OK?

Rae • 信じて

@RachelVeer

Jan 3

I'm not saying to be apathetic of people's struggles, but as Kreia once taught...

"It is the internal struggles, when fought and won on their own, that yield the strongest rewards. Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands then a clenched fist."

ÆtherJess (Commissions Open)

@RealKaiserJess

Replying to

@RachelVeer

Why you now stealing my boomer wisdom gig ;-;

Good advice though

10:28 PM · Jan 3, 2020·Twitter for Android

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Me:

She was talking about refugees. A poem comes to mind...

https://youtu.be/qSrOXvoNLwg

Philosophy of Grey Jedi Kreia

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@Elecks441

Jun 14, 2017

The Philosophy of Kreia: A Critical Examination of Star Wars

One of the most interesting takes I've seen. Kudos.

The Philosophy of Kreia: A Critical Examination of Star Wars

https://youtu.be/-Z0S0Z8lU

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@Elecks441

@MicahlSCC

I'm sure you'll find this incredibly interesting.

4:46 PM · Jun 14, 2017·Twitter Web Client

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semen hawking

@MicahlSCC

Jun 14, 2017

Replying to

@Elecks441

Thanks! I will scope!

Identity politics killing Star Wars

Bleeding Fool

@BleedingFool

Jan 5

In spite what most of the shill media & nerd culture websites report, #Disney has so far suffered a $2.22 billion loss in 2012 US dollars from its #StarWars purchase; nowhere close to recovering its costs, in spite of media claims.

@ItchyBacca

explains:

Has Disney Suffered a $2.22 Billion Loss From the Lucasfilm Purchase? | Bleeding Fool

bleedingfool.com

JM Talboo

@JM_Talboo

Replying to

@BleedingFool

and

@ItchyBacca

Identity politics largely to blame.

http://starwarsparodyhub.blogspot.com

5:02 AM · Jan 9, 2020·Twitter Web App

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Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Go to sleep Baby Yoda

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Release the JJ cut!

Taj Simpson

@simpson_taj

Walt Disney: Make Disney Release JJ Abram’s 3+ hour Cut of Rise of Skywalker - Sign the Petition! http://chng.it/9YcpGBxm via

@ChangeAus

#ReleaseTheJJCut

Sign the Petition

change.org

3:31 AM · Jan 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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